there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
Liam Neeson shaped bottle
Famous religioss dogs
I CANT BREATHE
once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like
even if you think you’re not.
you still cute.
the word “hoe” gets thrown around way too loosely I did not religiously suck dick to share that title with you virgins running a porn blog
if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power
I legitimately can’t tell the difference
this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?
i want wolves to start coming from all over the world to join scott mccall’s pack, risking the wrath of their old alpha for the graciousness of the alpha they hope will take them in, risking life and limb in beacon hills for the chance to follow scott mccall into…